Charlie's Angels - Movie Review

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  • sortsius
    sortsius  11 hours back

    This movie is worse and more boring than the earlier movies

    • Ducks
      Ducks  16 hours back

      So what I get from this is, good actresses and good chemistry but bad direction.

      • CarlosChip Morales
        CarlosChip Morales  23 hours back

        Charlies angels franchise wasnt even warm at best ... let alone a blockbuster !

        • Sugami
          Sugami  1 days back

          I wanted this movie to be good and I did love the old Charlie's Angels movies because I love good silly cheesy action movies.
          I'm gonna say it, feminism killed Charlie's Angels. The feminist touches were very heavy handed in the movie, especially at the start. *SPOILERS* She literally kills Charlie and has him replaced by a woman, makes a man the villain and every other man is either a henchman, useless or super gay. The plot is super dumb too. They throw in jargon like "block chain" and completely misuse it, if you're going make up a fictional super weapon that sounds so dumb it can't possibly exist then make up your own jargon to go with it.
          Seemed like they wanted to have the cheesy fun but also took themselves too seriously.
          Just-Smelt-Poop-Face has finally stopped looking like she just smelt poop all the time xD She was good in the movie, as were Namoi Scott and Ella Balinska and that's really the only good things about the movie.

          • Casey Elgin
            Casey Elgin  1 days back

            Uh, Kristen Stewart? Lmao, just no. No offense to her, she's just wrong for the part. Here's my list of actresses I think would've been great. Comment if you agree. Mila Kunis, Megan Fox, Anne Hathaway, Nina Dobrev, Anna Kendrik, Prianka Chopra, Margo Robbie, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, and Amber Heard.

            • Jo Kabasa
              Jo Kabasa  1 days back

              Kristen Stuart can do comedy. Watch some of her SNL skits.

              • Horizon31
                Horizon31  2 days back

                The movie seems like a feminist fantasy.

                • Mot Doctors
                  Mot Doctors  2 days back

                  So bad it hurts and it's the truth!

                  • Dinesh Krishnan
                    Dinesh Krishnan  2 days back

                    Feminism lost this once

                    • Carletta Goodrich Mann

                      Charlies angels international Luly redeeming the worlds ..........Guilds polls. THE cinema that expressed Pre amble freedom for women. STewart franchise was shitty. All the actress display women as Gymnast. Sports savvy women . ACtion lights the screen. WOmen need to be watching. Your review was right on . However I enjoyed the movie .

                      • george persaud
                        george persaud  3 days back

                        I think he gave it a C- because he was afraid to say "Charlie's Angels gets a D"

                        • FrostFire 1987
                          FrostFire 1987  3 days back

                          feminist shite, no thanks

                          • Harry Barber
                            Harry Barber  3 days back

                            It's a shitty action flick, I LOVED IT

                            • thedemiurge
                              thedemiurge  4 days back

                              He's judging very objectively.but the point of a charlies angels movie is to be visually iconic with the pose and everything. They dont have that. Drew cameron lucy were iconic and are better at comedy too. Stop uplifting this film lol

                              • DealhsHand1
                                DealhsHand1  4 days back

                                This movie is straight up garbage...are you okay man?

                                • wasted/time/traveler
                                  wasted/time/traveler  4 days back

                                  I was gonna go watch it but Elizabeth Banks blamed it's flop on bigoted white men...on second thought, no I wasn't gonna watch this dumpster fire...

                                  • JagerBombasstic
                                    JagerBombasstic  4 days back

                                    "This is an action movie not meant for men."
                                    Basically a huffpost directored movie.

                                    Everybody: okay so I won't see it then, I'll go watch wonder women/alita/alien/underworld/kill bill/etc instead.

                                    Director/actresses: White sexist men are the reason this failed. They are too problematic to watch female lead stories.

                                    Is there a gas leak in Cali?

                                    • Joanne Ee
                                      Joanne Ee  4 days back

                                      It's not bad. It's ok. Plus I just love watching Kristen Stewart😍😍

                                      • Karlos DeBunk
                                        Karlos DeBunk  4 days back

                                        Naomi Scott is soooooo hot😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

                                        • Steve Whyte
                                          Steve Whyte  5 days back

                                          This is such a bad film, so amateurish and cobbled together,

                                          • JayKid
                                            JayKid  5 days back

                                            If we look back at Eddie Murphy in 48 hours series, he wasn’t making jokes to make the audience laugh, he was just saying some real shit that was funny. Action movies now force you to laugh. And that will be the death of good comedy

                                            • FanofStuff
                                              FanofStuff  5 days back

                                              Honestly, the action could have been done better, but Kristen Stewart made this movie UNFORGETTABLE for me. Like, every single one of her jokes landed for me. The part where she supposed to be watching what is happening inside the cafe but is instead admiring a cute dog was hilarious! And then how she keep bringing up how Jane (Ella Balinska) pushed her off the roof made me wheeze. I can relate to the fights scenes being bad, but her humor made even those entertaining for me.
                                              I will say I wasn't a fan of some of the plot, it just seemed... I dunno, like they just sat down and wrote something without putting a whole lot of thought into it.

                                              • Russell Miller
                                                Russell Miller  5 days back

                                                Farrah Fawcett would roll over in her grave if she could see this stupid shit !!!

                                                • Mutombo
                                                  Mutombo  6 days back

                                                  Stewart just needs a good movie. She is awesome. Waiting for Underwater.

                                                  • Johnny Utah
                                                    Johnny Utah  6 days back

                                                    “Chemistry”?😂😂😂😂

                                                    • energeez
                                                      energeez  6 days back

                                                      I think the public is just sick of seeing women who out punch men. its dumb and silly. so if you’re not making a dumb and silly movie, it’s going to be hot garbage. if you want to make it into an action movie, have the girls do things that are more stealthy and smart

                                                      • 3G Bloke
                                                        3G Bloke  6 days back

                                                        F-

                                                        • Elena Phisher
                                                          Elena Phisher  6 days back

                                                          Saw it, loved it.

                                                          • Alejandra Cervantes
                                                            Alejandra Cervantes  6 days back

                                                            I want to watch it, but sadly I’m half of the people that don’t go to the movies so I’ll await for it on dvd.

                                                            • Al Berto
                                                              Al Berto  7 days back

                                                              Uhh.. I respect your opinion about Aladdin.. but you is dead wrong about it 🙃

                                                              • Monica Cortez
                                                                Monica Cortez  7 days back

                                                                I have such a crush on Kristen Stewart. That is all lol

                                                                • Mr Kelly
                                                                  Mr Kelly  1 weeks back

                                                                  Me a week ago "Hey babe wanna go to the movies?"
                                                                  Her "umm, anything on?"
                                                                  Me "I could bite the bullet and go see a chick flick with ya, Charlies Angels?"
                                                                  Her "ughhh"


                                                                  Seems like Women dont even understand the modern women.

                                                                  • fazzfood joint
                                                                    fazzfood joint  1 weeks back

                                                                    Love McG Charlie's Angels

                                                                    • Nick Jaime
                                                                      Nick Jaime  1 weeks back

                                                                      Lol there was no agendas. Bank's herself bashed half the audience and said she didn't need them. She also said she put in feminist lines in the movie. She did all this right before the films release, so what can you expect. You alienate half your audience right before releasing and then the other half thinks it's bad. Thus making the flop she got. Now she gets rewarded for a flop with a new big budget film to crash.

                                                                      • Christopher Rouse
                                                                        Christopher Rouse  1 weeks back

                                                                        I used to rely on your reviews quite heavily and would agree with the vast majority of your critiques. Now however it seems they're all an exercise in ' what I would have done if I directed this to make it better'.

                                                                        • Letrell Williams
                                                                          Letrell Williams  1 weeks back

                                                                          Didn’t the director just flat out blame men for it flopping lol

                                                                          • bitchimsexyy 666
                                                                            bitchimsexyy 666  5 days back

                                                                            Letrell Williams She half right and half wrong, the movie was killed before it came out and most movies in the mainstream realm are suffering too, this is also good for indie movies tho, but if you take your time to see how movies are being received you will eventually notice how everyone just claims “Movies by Hollywood trash”
                                                                            “Movie with political message-trash” I saw a few claming “JoJo rabbit” was just a way to blame the “Right” politically, so it also depends on how the audience reacts to movie “trailers”. The movie i dont think it’s good, Bcs I actually do like movies I like story I like the cinematography’s day this is a mainstream media, I’m not worried about the political view, but most do

                                                                        • Ethan Grosch
                                                                          Ethan Grosch  1 weeks back

                                                                          If the movie was directed by Michael bay then it would have been awesome

                                                                          • Thomas Outt
                                                                            Thomas Outt  1 weeks back

                                                                            Great costumes & wigs...very entertaining & the women were pretty. That's about it. Oh, yes, Patrick Stewart played the role as the person I met @ Berkeley a few years ago. Obnoxious to the Nth Degree. Unless there is a camera rolling, he has nothing but contempt for people who pay money to see his films.

                                                                            • Peter M.
                                                                              Peter M.  1 weeks back

                                                                              One reason why this movie is bad is because it is a reboot that nobody asked for.

                                                                              • Marco Panzanni
                                                                                Marco Panzanni  1 weeks back

                                                                                We need stunt men & women, so 105lbs privileged little pussy from France or England can do any kind of believable action, many have tried and they all look like lame shit. Leave professional action work to professionals not cute snowflakes.

                                                                                • tjpm
                                                                                  tjpm  1 weeks back

                                                                                  I’m not watching any more movies with an agenda or that is trying to make up my mind on something. If people in Hollywood have something to sell they can get a Ted Talk. Let my entertainment be that. Entertainment.

                                                                                  • shenzue
                                                                                    shenzue  1 weeks back

                                                                                    Yeaa, no. This review? No. You haven't even seen McGee's reboot of it so LMAOOO the 2019 is definitely hot garbage and is as bad as it seems.

                                                                                    • Michael G
                                                                                      Michael G  1 weeks back

                                                                                      HFS, this movie might have set a record for a huge feature that was in and out of theaters in light speed. It’s almost completely out of the L. A. market already.

                                                                                      • 84C4
                                                                                        84C4  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Banks hasn't directed action before? I would argue she still hasn't.

                                                                                        • robert willis
                                                                                          robert willis  1 weeks back

                                                                                          When the fuck was kristen stewart ever an "amazing actress"??

                                                                                          • Mann Made
                                                                                            Mann Made  1 weeks back

                                                                                            Not really sure what Stuckmann watched because this movie was pure woke trash.

                                                                                            • JL
                                                                                              JL  1 weeks back

                                                                                              Movie was garbage don’t spend your money

                                                                                              • The Jommunist the jommunist&the Jommunist

                                                                                                Hey Chris wonder what you would think would win the Razzies based on the films this year.